Lib Dems Pioneer 20 ‘Mile-Per-Hour’ Zones

April 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment

Last week, Liberal Democrat Councillors unveiled plans to introduce 20 ‘Mile-Per-Hour’ zones across Horsell as part of a groundbreaking safety initiative.

The proposal follows government research released earlier this month which suggests…

Free Training for Dog Owners at Woking Pet Shop

April 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment

Woking’s local retail store ‘Pets at Residence’ offered local dog owners a free day’s training with their pets on Sunday the 19th of April.

The owners who came along were started off with the basic dog ownership skills, such as how to look the other way at just the right time to avoid seeing your dog take a crap…

Woking Lightbox displays Massive Jugs

April 22, 2009 | Leave a Comment

In a last-ditch attempt to counter critic’s claims that the Lightbox in Woking is simply a £20million shed, a new exibition has been announced featuring truly massive jugs.

Felicity Aylieff was pictured in local media with her hands held wide and…

Woking Town Centre Street a “Hotspot for Crime”

April 22, 2009 | Leave a Comment

Woking Town Centre a Haven for Street Crime… Police suspect youths wearing ‘Hoodies’ involved…

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    A cloud obscures your future this month. It might be good, it might not. It might be cloudy. Things should be just fine, or should they?

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