Woking Lightbox displays Massive Jugs

April 22, 2009 | Leave a Comment

In a last-ditch attempt to counter critic’s claims that the Lightbox in Woking is simply a £20million shed, a new exibition has been announced featuring truly massive jugs.

Felicity Aylieff was pictured in local media with her hands held wide and jugs on display.

“I’m incredibly proud. I’ve always liked exhibiting in public and the Lightbox is a fantastic venue. We’ve trying to raise the profile of the Lightbox to compete with other European exhibits and i hope my large jugs will attract media attention.”

Male drivers using the Victoria Way alongside the Lightbox will be offered special glasses to restrict their view of the gallery whilst driving past, aiming to minimise the effect to both their driving and their marriages.

Drivers will then be encouraged to view these marvellous jugs online, from the comfort of their home.

The breathtaking jugs will be on display from January 15th till March 15th, with concessions available for children.

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