Woking Borough Council Congratulated for Truly Stunning Piss-Take.

May 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment

Woking Borough Council have surpassed themselves with a real ‘in-your-face’, pants-down piss take. A letter signed by over 500 local residents was yesterday sent to the council offices to congratulate them on the coup.

Woking Scouts Hold Jumble Sale

May 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment

Woking 1st Scouts group have announced their annual jumble sale for 2009. Punters can expect to be greeted with the largest selection of other people’s rubbish ever, with…

Vandals Smash Surrey Police Helicopter

May 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment

Critical police aerial services have been hampered by vandals smashing windows of the Surrey Police helicopter last weekend.

Shock as Station Canopy Under-Performs

May 11, 2009 | 1 Comment

Critics and anybody with even a glimmer of intelligence have been proved right as it emerged that the Woking canopy has failed to produce the estimated amount of electricity…

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