Camel Loose in Woking

August 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment

Woking residents woke up to the news that a camel had got the hump at a local enclosure and decided to desert and go on the run.

Deserting Camel

The camel belongs to the Arabian 3-toed genus, commonly referred to as the ’ships of the desert’ as they are normally full of Arab semen. Over 3 camels are kept in the Woking area, with the recent escape described as “truly shocking” by a random passer by.

Adam Straddler commented, “why are there camels in Woking at all?”  Good question.

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