Google Cause at Least 3 Weird People to Visit Woking

September 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment

Woking was astir last night as 3 new weirdo’s were spotted halfway down Woodham Road with tin foil on their heads and wacky trousers obviously retained from the mid 70’s.

The biggest weirdo was last seen wondering back and forth across the street, waving a metal clothes hanger above his head and talking in morse code.

The behaviour has been attributed to a recent Google post on Twitter.com which gave coordinates for Woodham Road along with a picture of crop circles.

Unfortunately this has led to a marked increase in weird conspiracy-theory types in the area. We stopped the least weird looking weirdo (who was wearing a Stargate SG-1 T-shirt) and asked him to explain why he was in Woking:

“We all know that Google worked closely with visitors from an alien race to develop their mystical search engine technology and that’s why they don’t tell anybody how it works and if they did the aliens would kill them and probably the entire human race so of course when Google released a picture of crop circles I thought the aliens would probably be visiting again so I came to see them and see if they would sign my T-shirt so that I could be popular and talk to females again… you know… maybe have ‘special’ cuddles and stuff.”

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