Human Remains and Pot of Gold Found on Windlesham Common – Not Suspicious Say Police

October 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment

At 11:00 today police released a prepared statement describing the recent discovery of human remains on Windlesham Common as “NOT suspicious.” Other items found by local dog walkers include a pot of gold, a shotgun with used cartridges and a video cassette labelled ‘violent murder’.

Dean Seargent or Surrey Criminal Investigation Bureau was quoted as saying:

“We don’t think this is anything out of the ordinary. We often find odd things in and around the Common… like needles, knives, baseball bats… this doesn’t mean anything untoward is happening. If we were to go around investigating things like this we wouldn’t have time for ‘proper’ policing like watching CCTV cameras.

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