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Woking Lightbox displays Massive Jugs
April 22, 2009 | Leave a Comment
In a last-ditch attempt to counter critic’s claims that the Lightbox in Woking is simply a £20million shed, a new exibition has been announced featuring truly massive jugs.
Felicity Aylieff was pictured in local media with her hands held wide and…
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Pisces News
You will catch a rare fungal infection inbetween your toes. Don't tell your friends, but do see a doctor.
Aquarius News
You will be forced to make a difficult decision. Our advice? Choose the donut. The one with the sprinkles.
Capricorn News
Start using an electric toothbrush for that dentist-clean feeling.
Sagittarius News
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Scorpio News
Learn to fart in tune and you will reap the sweet sweet rewards of life.
Libra News
This is a bad month for leaving the house. Maybe consider internet shopping and knitting.
Virgo News
You are not spending enough of your life playing addicting internet games. Is this truly your decision, or are you just plain scared?
Leo News
A cloud obscures your future this month. It might be good, it might not. It might be cloudy. Things should be just fine, or should they?
Cancer News
You should bake a cake. Cover it with sprinkles and love.
Gemini News
This month, you must discover the hidden writer within. Why not write an article for a local spoof online newspaper and email it to the editor? If you don't do this you will almost certainly die.
Taurus News
Your star sign the bull is making you as horny as a hotdog. Try to steer clear of the opposite gender to avoid turning into a drooling pervert.
Aries News
A comet inadvertently flew into Jupiter, your home planet. Beware of unexpected collisions. Is your car insurance up to date?