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Today Woking News Farce can exclusively reveal that a local news website editor was trapped inside of his own head in his house in Horsell, Surrey. At 09:32 yesterday a team of 7 police officers obtained a court warrant to enter the house of the editor, who cannot be named, after fans of his website notified the authorities of a ‘dry spell’ on the website, with no new articles posted for over 6 months.
Dogging Puts Horsell Back on the Map…
October 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment
Linked with H.G. Wells’ ‘War of the Worlds’ and home to various species of ground nesting bee, Horsell has yet again gained national attention as a popular destination for ‘dogging’…
Google Cause at Least 3 Weird People to Visit Woking
September 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment
Woking was astir last night as 3 new weirdo’s were spotted halfway down Woodham Road with tin foil on their heads and wacky trousers obviously retained from the mid 70’s.
No Conflict of Interest Claims CEO of Energy Company, wait, I mean CEO of Woking Borough Council…
September 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment
Ray Morgan, Chief Executive of Woking Borough Council, has earlier today hit back against claims that being CEO for both the borough council and the energy company supplying the borough would lead to a lack of partiality.
Camel Loose in Woking
August 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment
Woking residents woke up to the news that a camel had got the hump at a local enclosure and decided to desert and go on the run.
Woking has run out of News!
August 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment
So – there is pretty much no Woking News.
Town Planners hail Pig Flu as Cure to Parking Woes
June 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment
Town planners were seen whooping with glee after it became apparent that Pig Flu would soon cure Woking’s parking woes.
Woking Borough Council have surpassed themselves with a real ‘in-your-face’, pants-down piss take. A letter signed by over 500 local residents was yesterday sent to the council offices to congratulate them on the coup.
Shock as Station Canopy Under-Performs
May 11, 2009 | 1 Comment
Critics and anybody with even a glimmer of intelligence have been proved right as it emerged that the Woking canopy has failed to produce the estimated amount of electricity…
Lib Dems Pioneer 20 ‘Mile-Per-Hour’ Zones
April 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment
Last week, Liberal Democrat Councillors unveiled plans to introduce 20 ‘Mile-Per-Hour’ zones across Horsell as part of a groundbreaking safety initiative.
The proposal follows government research released earlier this month which suggests…
Free Training for Dog Owners at Woking Pet Shop
April 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment
Woking’s local retail store ‘Pets at Residence’ offered local dog owners a free day’s training with their pets on Sunday the 19th of April.
The owners who came along were started off with the basic dog ownership skills, such as how to look the other way at just the right time to avoid seeing your dog take a crap…