http://www.wokingnewsfarce.co.uk Woking News Farce provides Local Woking News to people who need News in Woking Wed, 09 Jun 2010 21:13:37 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Today Woking News Farce can exclusively reveal that a local news website editor was trapped inside of his own head in his house in Horsell, Surrey.  At 09:32 yesterday a team of 7 police officers obtained a court warrant to enter the house of the editor, who cannot be named, ... http://www.wokingnewsfarce.co.uk/index.php/2010/06/09/local-woking-news-website-editor-trapped-inside-his-head/ At 11:00 today police released a prepared statement describing the recent discovery of human remains on Windlesham Common as “NOT suspicious.” Other items found by local dog walkers include a pot of gold, a shotgun with used cartridges and a video cassette labelled ‘violent murder’. Dean Seargent or Surrey Criminal Investigation ... http://www.wokingnewsfarce.co.uk/index.php/2009/10/17/human-remains-and-pot-of-gold-found-in-windlesham-common-%e2%80%93-not-suspicious-say-police/ Linked with H.G. Wells’ ‘War of the Worlds’ and home to various species of ground nesting bee, Horsell has yet again gained national attention as a popular destination for ‘dogging’. Popularity soared at many of the Horsell Common car parks after visitors found areas of the woods that weren’t covered in ... http://www.wokingnewsfarce.co.uk/index.php/2009/10/15/dogging-puts-horsell-back-on-the-map%e2%80%a6/ Woking was astir last night as 3 new weirdo’s were spotted halfway down Woodham Road with tin foil on their heads and wacky trousers obviously retained from the mid 70’s. The biggest weirdo was last seen wondering back and forth across the street, waving a metal clothes hanger above his head ... http://www.wokingnewsfarce.co.uk/index.php/2009/09/19/google-cause-at-least-3-weird-people-to-visit-woking/ Ray Morgan, Chief Executive of Woking Borough Council, has earlier today hit back against claims that being CEO for both the borough council and the energy company supplying the borough would lead to a lack of partiality. "These claims are absolutely ridiculous. OF COURSE I have a vested interest in ... http://www.wokingnewsfarce.co.uk/index.php/2009/09/06/no-conflict-of-interest-claims-ceo-of-energy-company-wait-i-mean-ceo-of-woking-borough-council/ Woking residents woke up to the news that a camel had got the hump at a local enclosure and decided to desert and go on the run. The camel belongs to the Arabian 3-toed genus, commonly referred to as the 'ships of the desert' as they are normally full of Arab ... http://www.wokingnewsfarce.co.uk/index.php/2009/08/24/camel-loose-in-woking/ So - there is pretty much no Woking News. Nothing. Zip. We could resort to writing about stuff that's not really interesting like a youth group or some kids that have really proud smiling parents but that's really not what the news is all about. We'll let you know when something ... http://www.wokingnewsfarce.co.uk/index.php/2009/08/13/woking-news-woking-has-run-out-of-news/ An air of unease hung over Woking yesterday after news was released by police that a woman was the victim of a mugging in the town square last Thursday. Janice Copperwood from the ‘Mugged’ support line spoke up: “Attacks like these are not only horrifying, but completely ridiculous. First of ... http://www.wokingnewsfarce.co.uk/index.php/2009/08/11/woking-news-shock-as-woman-has-500-of-jewellery-stolen/ Town planners were seen whooping with glee after it became apparent that Pig Flu would soon cure Woking's parking woes. Woking town centre has long been criticised for not offering local residents with enough space to park all 3 of their 4x4's at once, despite living within a 5 minute ... http://www.wokingnewsfarce.co.uk/index.php/2009/06/30/woking-news-town-planners-hail-pig-flu-as-cure-to-parking-woes/ As the ‘Tour Series Woking’ Event drew to a close yesterday evening, cyclists were able to fly past all the stationary traffic which had built up around the town, smiling and laughing manically at frustrated drivers who had actually been doing some work during the day. Five miles of crowd-restraining barriers ... http://www.wokingnewsfarce.co.uk/index.php/2009/06/03/cyclists-rub-it-right-in-your-face/